Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Mable went to the Co-op and bumped into Reg
Caught him doing a wee behind their hedge!
Their eyes suddenly locked -
Not sure who was more shocked

klondike

Mable went to the Co-op and bumped into Reg
Caught him doing a wee behind their hedge!
Their eyes suddenly locked -
Not sure who was more shocked
As he tried to hide his meat and two veg

Nice out today she blurted out

GrannyMac

Nice out today she blurted out
'It certainly is love' she heard him shout
Her face was red, his was too

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Nice out today she blurted out
'It certainly is love' she heard him shout
Her face was red, his was too
In all the excitement he'd pee'd on his shoe

Mups

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Nice out today she blurted out
'It certainly is love' she heard him shout
Her face was red, his was too
In all the excitement he'd pee'd on his shoe
"Now look what you've done" he heard Mable shout!


Today at 11:06:20 AM
Mable turned away and went into the shop
And found the cleaner holding a man with her mop
She'd seen him nick meat and Vodka an' all
So she had him pinned against the wall