Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

I don't believe what Burnham did
What of actions do you mean our kid? (In his Liverpool vernacular)

[klondike]

I don't believe what Burnham did
What of actions do you mean our kid?
The only way he shot to fame
Was by saying Starmer's not my name

[GrannyMac]

I don't believe what Burnham did
What actions do you mean our kid?
The only way he shot to fame
Was by saying Starmer's not my name
Do you think he should be gotten rid?

I wonder if the centre right
Can once more put the left to flight?

[Scrumpy]

I wonder if the centre right
Can once more put the left to flight
I wonder if pigs can fly
And do politicians ever lie!

[GrannyMac]

I wonder if the centre right
Can once more put the left to flight
I wonder if pigs can fly
And do politicians ever lie!
Are moths attracted to a light!

I do despair of Britain now
Minorities are sacred cows
Men in frocks in women's loos
Women in burkas, did they choose?
So many languages, just wow!

[Scrumpy]

We'll soon be talking double Dutch
We won't go out.. petrol too much

[Mups]

We'll soon be talking double Dutch
We won't go out.. petrol too much 
Bills will soar,  and food even worse
There'll be othing left in my little purse

[Scrumpy]

We'll soon be talking double Dutch
We won't gout out..petrol too much
Bills will soar, and food even worse
There'll be nothing left in my little purse
And houses the size of a rabbit hutch 

Yesterday at 04:28:36 PM
Today I bought my first mince pie
Flaky pastry... I was on a high

[GrannyMac]

Today I bought my first mince pie
Flaky pastry... i was on a high
Is it close enough to Christmastime
To have a very large mulled wine?

[Mups]

Today I bought my first mince pie
Flaky pastry... i was on a high
Is it close enough to Christmastime
To have a very large mulled wine?
Just say you're giving it a try.   



Now it will soon be Halloween
Ghosties and Ghouls could well be seen

[Scrumpy]

Now it will soon be Halloween 
Ghosties and Ghouls will soon be seen
Especially at our Co-op shop
Where customers are a strange looking lot

[Mups]

Now it will soon be Halloween 
Ghosties and Ghouls will soon be seen
Especially at our Co-op shop
Where customers are a strange looking lot 
Even the Manager's face is green!   


But Pumpkins are smaller this year