Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

I don't believe what Burnham did
What of actions do you mean our kid? (In his Liverpool vernacular)
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

I don't believe what Burnham did
What of actions do you mean our kid?
The only way he shot to fame
Was by saying Starmer's not my name

GrannyMac

I don't believe what Burnham did
What actions do you mean our kid?
The only way he shot to fame
Was by saying Starmer's not my name
Do you think he should be gotten rid?

I wonder if the centre right
Can once more put the left to flight?


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


I wonder if the centre right
Can once more put the left to flight
I wonder if pigs can fly
And do politicians ever lie!
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

I wonder if the centre right
Can once more put the left to flight
I wonder if pigs can fly
And do politicians ever lie!
Are moths attracted to a light!

I do despair of Britain now
Minorities are sacred cows
Men in frocks in women's loos
Women in burkas, did they choose?
So many languages, just wow!

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


We'll soon be talking double Dutch
We won't go out.. petrol too much
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

We'll soon be talking double Dutch
We won't go out.. petrol too much 
Bills will soar,  and food even worse
There'll be othing left in my little purse

Scrumpy

#8812


We'll soon be talking double Dutch
We won't gout out..petrol too much
Bills will soar, and food even worse
There'll be nothing left in my little purse
And houses the size of a rabbit hutch 

Today at 04:28:36 PM
Today I bought my first mince pie
Flaky pastry... I was on a high
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Today I bought my first mince pie
Flaky pastry... i was on a high
Is it close enough to Christmastime
To have a very large mulled wine?
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Today I bought my first mince pie
Flaky pastry... i was on a high
Is it close enough to Christmastime
To have a very large mulled wine? 
Just say you're giving it a try.    :wink:



Now it will soon be Halloween
Ghosts and Ghouls could be seen