Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

Perhaps I should buy an electric bike
No need then, for a car or a hike
I could cycle happily all the day
And lift a few mobiles along the way
Take whatever route I like

I could go home past the chippy

Scrumpy

I could go home past the chippy
Buy chicken ,fries and dippy
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

I could go home past the chippy
Buy chicken ,fries and dippy
That'd be good but not every day
Otherwise my waistline would pay

GrannyMac

I could go home past the chippy
Buy chicken ,fries and dippy
That'd be good but not every day
Otherwise my waistline would pay
For afters, a Mr Whippy 🍦 




Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

My car's going in for its MOT
I need it pass,  that is my plea

GrannyMac

My car's going in for its MOT
I need it to pass,  that is my plea
Handbrake, lights all seem fine
New tyres? Thats a worry of mine


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

My car's going in for its MOT
I need it to pass,  that is my plea
Handbrake, lights all seem fine
New tyres? Thats a worry of mine
One's a bit bald and they are bound to see


Wow! She passed without a bill
I'm chuffed to bits - that's really brill

Mups

Wow! She passed without a bill
I'm chuffed to bits - that's really brill 
The Service will be the next to pay
And that will be on next Wednesday

klondike

Wow! She passed without a bill
I'm chuffed to bits - that's really brill
The Service will be the next to pay
And that will be on next Wednesday
Plus maybe fix that damaged grill

But none of that comes just yet
And so I am not yet in debt

Scrumpy

But none of that comes just yet
And so I am not yet in debt
I might buy a smelly spray
Before I spend it all Wednesday 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

But none of that comes just yet
And so I am not yet in debt
I might buy a smelly spray
Before I spend it all Wednesday  
Or perhaps a nice treat for my pets.



Do you still have a Sunday roast
Or perhaps just some beans on toast?
Then Apple Crumble for me
Is how it should be