Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was an old man from Skye
Who saw the world through only one eye
He only saw Betty 
Who was stood next to Hetty

[Mups]

There was an old man from Skye
Who saw the world through only one eye
He only saw Betty 
Who was stood next to Hetty 
Munching her slice of Pork Pie.


Then dog rushed up to sniff her pie
And cocked his leg all over her thigh

[klondike]

Then dog rushed up to sniff her pie
And cocked his leg all over her thigh
Betty wondered why she was wet

[Scrumpy]

The dog rushed up to sniff her pie
And cocked his leg all over her thigh
Betty wondered why she was wet
Would she need Tena !.. surely not yet

[klondike]

The dog rushed up to sniff her pie
And cocked his leg all over her thigh
Betty wondered why she was wet
Would she need Tena !.. surely not yet
Better get some she thought with a sigh

Tom and Billy were sharing some chips

[Mups]

Tom and Billy were sharing some chips 
They shared a bag to keep weight off their hips
They both liked their grub
And going down the pub

[Scrumpy]

Tom and Billy were sharing some chips
They shared a bag to keep weight off their hips
They both liked their grub
And going down the pub
The food arrived both licked their lips

Today at 12:20:27 PM

There was bacon and bread
Sausage and eggs