Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Ethel was desperate and gave Joe a wink
She was hoping he'd maybe buy her a drink
But he thought she had a tic

[Scrumpy]

Ethel was desperate and gave Joe a wink
She was hoping that maybe he'd buy her a drink
But he thought she had a tic
Because he was a real thick Mick

[klondike]

Ethel was desperate and gave Joe a wink
She was hoping that maybe he'd buy her a drink
But he thought she had a tic
Because he was a real thick Mick
Ethel sat by his side while he was trying to think

Are you my blind date she asked with a smile

[Mups]

Are you my blind date she asked with a smile 
As Joe  got ready to run a mile
He's seen her in action long ago
When she kept two of his mates on the go

[Scrumpy]

Are you my blind date she asked with a smile
As Joe got ready to run a mile
He's seen her in action long ago
When she kept two of his mates on the go
Perhaps he would chat her in awhile 

[klondike]

Joe gave Ethel careful thought

[Mups]

Joe gave Ethel careful thought
And decided to buy her a glass of Port

[klondike]

Joe gave Ethel careful thought
And decided to buy her a glass of Port
Ethel eyed the port and Joe
Would she tell him where to go?
Not a chance for he was caught.

Ethel snuggled up to Joe

[Scrumpy]

'Come to me you delicious thing'
Was that church bells he heard ring !

[Ruthio]

Come to me you delicious thing'
Was that church bells he heard ring !
No it was her hearing aids buzzing