Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

The day wore on, the beer tent filled,
With draft on tap, and lager chilled
All in all it was a good day
Even though Sid fell asleep in the hay
When it came to drink he was so weak willed.

We're heading into autumn soon
Will there be a harvest moon?



Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

#8746
We're heading into autumn soon
Will there be a harvest moon?
We should have more water
As the days are getting shorter

Ruthio

We're heading into autumn soon
Will there be a harvest moon?
We should have more water
As the days are getting shorter
I'm looking forward to next June!!

Scrumpy


Eric splashed on his Old Spice
He was on the pull and smelling nice
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

Eric splashed on his Old Spice
He was on the pull and smelling nice
But he forgot to shave!

klondike

Eric splashed on his Old Spice
He was on the pull and smelling nice
But he forgot to shave!
Designer stubble? No just a scruffy knave

Mups

Eric splashed on his Old Spice
He was on the pull and smelling nice
But he forgot to shave!
Designer stubble? No just a scruffy knave 
He'd only ever shaved twice!


Another warm day forecast today
But its supposed to be Autumn they say

klondike

Another warm day forecast today
But its supposed to be Autumn they say
Soon the leaves will brown and drop
Buy warmer knickers from the shop

Mups

Another warm day forecast today
But its supposed to be Autumn they say
Soon the leaves will brown and drop
Buy warmer knickers from the shop 
And keep your long johns handy I say.

Scrumpy

Ethel went to the shop to get some bread
But ended up going to the pub instead


Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Ethel went to the shop to get some bread
But ended up going to the pub instead
There she met a man named Andy

Scrumpy

Ethel went to the shop to get some bread
But ended up going to the pub instead
There she met a man named Andy
Who was well gone after drinking Brandy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..