Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

This made Mick feel really sad
He had much more fun when he was bad
And as he donned his kitchen pinny
He had his doubts about getting skinny
He would bake a LARGE roulade

[klondike]

Mick scoffed it all then felt ashamed

[Ruthio]

Mick scoffed it all then felt ashamed
If he got fat again he would be flamed

[Mups]

Mick scoffed it all then felt ashamed
If he got fat again he would be flamed
He threw his new scales in the bin
So he wouldn't know he'd committed a sin

[Scrumpy]

Mike scoffed it all then felt ashamed
If he got fat he would be flamed
He threw  his new scales in the bin
So he wouldn't know he'd committed a sin
He wasn't going to take the blame

Today at 09:12:06 AM

'Does my bum look big in this'. Betty asked her friend
'Do The stripes make me look, too big at the rear end ?'

[Mups]

'Does my bum look big in this'. Betty asked her friend
'Do The stripes make me look, too big at the rear end ?' 
Her mate didn't like to say -
but Betty's hair looked like a bale of hay
And it was that to which she should attend.


Mary came out of Lidl's, then tripped and fell
But a helping hand came,  by the name of Del

[Scrumpy]

Mary came out of Lidl's, then tripped and fell
But a helping hand came, by the name of Del
He had a little old banger so he took her home
On the way he asked her would she like to buy a phone

[Mups]

Mary came out of Lidl's, then tripped and fell
But a helping hand came, by the name of Del
He had a little old banger so he took her home
On the way he asked her would she like to buy a phone 
For his old phone he was trying to sell.