Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

We need to start with a saucy line
Anything a bit mucky and we'll be fine

[GrannyMac]

We need to start with a saucy line
Anything a bit mucky and we'll be fine
We like to dish the dirt
And talk about who is a terrible flirt
Especially when on the gin or wine 🍷 

So lets start with Mucky Meg
The lads in the pub didn't have to beg

[klondike]

So lets start with Mucky Meg
The lads in the pub didn't have to beg
She use to take on two at a time
But that was when she was in her prime

[Scrumpy]

So lets start with Mucky Meg
The lads in the pub didn't have to beg
She used to take on two at a time
But that was when she was in her prime
She can still do two, if one is little  Fred

[klondike]

Little Fred stands six foot four
And wide enough to block any door

[Mups]

Little Fred stands six foot four
And wide enough to block any door 
Huge great hulk, but perfectly calm
I have seen him sit a wench on each arm

[Scrumpy]

Little Fred stands six foot four
And wide enough to block any door
Huge great hulk, but perfectly calm
I've seen him sit a wench on each arm
But when he speaks, he's such a bore

Today at 05:14:05 PM
Mick lost ten stone in weight
He now can get through his front gate

[Mups]

 Mick lost ten stone in weight
He now can get through his front gate 
He can walk through the door
Without breathing in any more
And he only has a 6"  tea plate.


It's all due to his slimming club
And no more eating down the pub