Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

We need to start with a saucy line
Anything a bit mucky and we'll be fine

GrannyMac

We need to start with a saucy line
Anything a bit mucky and we'll be fine
We like to dish the dirt
And talk about who is a terrible flirt
Especially when on the gin or wine 🍷 

So lets start with Mucky Meg
The lads in the pub didn't have to beg

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

So lets start with Mucky Meg
The lads in the pub didn't have to beg
She use to take on two at a time
But that was when she was in her prime

Scrumpy


So lets start with Mucky Meg
The lads in the pub didn't have to beg
She used to take on two at a time
But that was when she was in her prime
She can still do two, if one is little  Fred
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Little Fred stands six foot four
And wide enough to block any door

Mups

Little Fred stands six foot four
And wide enough to block any door 
Huge great hulk, but perfectly calm
I have seen him sit a wench on each arm