Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

There was a young man from Derry
Who was always half cut and merry
And this handsome chap
Went and bought me a Bap
With icing on top and a cherry

Mups

While trying to swat a big fly
The damn thing flew in Ray's eye

klondike

#8687
While trying to swat a big fly
The damn thing flew in Ray's eye
His first wife Anne
Swatted it with a pan
This caused an engaged cry

"Gerroff woman! Wotcha doin?"

Mups

"Gerroff woman! Wotcha doin?" 
Just when I was about to start wooing

Scrumpy

'Gerroff  woman ! Wotcha doin?'
Just when I was about to start wooing
A pan this way
Is not foreplay
Just when I was billing and cooing
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Was Bert melting?  He was stuck to the chair
His skin was all damp and so was his hair

Ruthio

Was Bert melting?  He was stuck to the chair
His skin was all damp and so was his hair
He looked a right wally

Mups

Was Bert melting?  He was stuck to the chair
His skin was all damp and so was his hair
He looked a right wally
As he called out for Polly
Who's jaw dropped as she did stare.

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Friday mean fish for tea

Scrumpy

Friday means fish for tea
With chips and loads of mushed up pea
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Friday means fish for tea
With chips and loads of mushed up pea
Bread and butter on the side

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