Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

There was a young man from Derry
Who was always half cut and merry
And this handsome chap
Went and bought me a Bap
With icing on top and a cherry

[Mups]

While trying to swat a big fly
The damn thing flew in Ray's eye

[klondike]

While trying to swat a big fly
The damn thing flew in Ray's eye
His first wife Anne
Swatted it with a pan
This caused an engaged cry

"Gerroff woman! Wotcha doin?"

[Mups]

"Gerroff woman! Wotcha doin?" 
Just when I was about to start wooing

[Scrumpy]

'Gerroff  woman ! Wotcha doin?'
Just when I was about to start wooing
A pan this way
Is not foreplay
Just when I was billing and cooing

[Mups]

Was Bert melting?  He was stuck to the chair
His skin was all damp and so was his hair