Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

There was a young man from Derry
Who was always half cut and merry
And this handsome chap
Went and bought me a Bap
With icing on top and a cherry

[Mups]

While trying to swat a big fly
The damn thing flew in Ray's eye

[klondike]

While trying to swat a big fly
The damn thing flew in Ray's eye
His first wife Anne
Swatted it with a pan