Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Jim dropped his yoghurt on the floor
Just as he got to the Co-op's door
And then, can you guess?
Ada slipped in the mess
 Can she sue Co-op or Jim for a million or more ?

[klondike]

Jim dropped his Yoghurt on the floor
Just as he got to the Co-op's door
And then,  can you guess?
Ada slipped in the mess
And slid right out of the store

Just look at my dress you useless lump

[GrannyMac]

"Just look at my dress you useless lump"
Ada shouted at Jim (who had a look of Forrest Gump)

[klondike]

"Just look at my dress you useless lump"
Ada shouted at Jim (who had a look of Forrest Gump)
Jim was afraid he might come to harm
So he tried to turn on the charm
It didn't work. He still got a thump

Jim sloped off his eye turning black

[Mups]

Jim sloped off his eye turning black 
As Ada gave him one last whack