Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Jim dropped his yoghurt on the floor
Just as he got to the Co-op's door
And then, can you guess?
Ada slipped in the mess
 Can she sue Co-op or Jim for a million or more ?

[klondike]

Jim dropped his Yoghurt on the floor
Just as he got to the Co-op's door
And then,  can you guess?
Ada slipped in the mess
And slid right out of the store

Just look at my dress you useless lump

[GrannyMac]

"Just look at my dress you useless lump"
Ada shouted at Jim (who had a look of Forrest Gump)

[klondike]

"Just look at my dress you useless lump"
Ada shouted at Jim (who had a look of Forrest Gump)
Jim was afraid he might come to harm
So he tried to turn on the charm
It didn't work. He still got a thump

Jim sloped off his eye turning black

[Mups]

Jim sloped off his eye turning black 
As Ada gave him one last whack

[Scrumpy]

Jim Sloped off his eye turning black
As Ada gave him one last whack
Jim wouldn't use the Co-op no more
He would try Asda. That's for sure

[klondike]

Jim Sloped off his eye turning black
As Ada gave him one last whack
Jim wouldn't use the Co-op no more
He would try Asda. That's for sure
They only sell yogurts in a pack

When Jim got home his wife wanted to know
What had happened blow by blow

[Scrumpy]

When Jim got home his wife wanted to know
What had happened blow by blow
'I fought some robbers. Maybe ten.
All in black . Great big men'

[Mups]

When Jim got home his wife wanted to know
What had happened blow by blow
'I fought some robbers. Maybe ten.
All in black . Great big men' 
I'm the local hero now you know.  


Then his wife saw the local rag
And read that Jim got hit by an old bag
'So much for robbers'  he missus thought
He told me porkies of how he fought