Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Barry fancied a holiday in Spain
Rather than going to Bognor again
A beautiful dark eyed Senorita
Over in Benidorm he would meet her
Tapas, sangria and then...

Barry thought he'd met the one
On his holiday in the sun

[klondike]

Barry thought he'd met the one
On his holiday in the sun
They swore that they would keep in touch

[Scrumpy]

Barry thought he'd met the one
On his holiday in the sun
They swore that they would keep in touch
But when he got home , no such luck

[Mups]

Barry thought he'd met the one
On his holiday in the sun
They swore that they would keep in touch
But when he got home , no such luck 
Perhaps after all,  she was too young.

[klondike]

Barry has an embarrassing sore
The doctor says it needs a painful cure

[Mups]

Barry has an embarrassing sore
The doctor says it needs a painful cure 
It will cost a fair sum
To cauterize his bum