Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Ron and Lucy staggered out 
She said "Give 'us a kiss" and offered a pout

[klondike]

Ron and Lucy staggered out 
She said "Give 'us a kiss" and offered a pout
Ron tried to kiss her but he missed

[Mups]

Ron and Lucy staggered out 
She said "Give 'us a kiss" and offered a pout
Ron tried to kiss her but he missed
So thumped the wall with his fist
And then immediately passed out!


Murial who was from Brands Hatch
Thought Bernard was quite a catch

[klondike]

Murial who was from Brands Hatch
Thought Bernard was quite a catch
After all he was tall and slim
But she wished he'd give that beard a trim

[GrannyMac]

Murial who was from Brands Hatch
Thought Bernard was quite a catch
After all he was tall and slim
But she wished he'd give that beard a trim
And he wasn't keen on her eye patch.

I like to shop sometimes in Lidl
They sell unusual things in the middle

[klondike]

I like to shop sometimes in Lidl
They sell unusual things in the middle
Now do I need a sandwich grill
Or maybe a monster electric drill

[Mups]

I like to shop sometimes in Lidl
They sell unusual things in the middle
Now do I need a sandwich grill
Or maybe a monster electric drill 
I think I'll settle for that Griddle.

[Scrumpy]

Sadie held a bra from the sale stand
Olive saw it too. Grabbed it from her hand

[klondike]

Saddie held a bra from the sale stand
Olive saw it too. Grabbed it from her hand
Bert was disappointed he though it would suit him

[Scrumpy]

Sadie held a bra from the sale stand
Olive saw it too. Grabbed it from her hand
Bert was disappointed he thought it would suit him
And Josh wanted it for his best friend Jim
Tony wasn't fussed - it wasn't his brand

Bert settled for stilleto heel shoes
Just the thing when he was on the cruise

[Mups]

Bert settled for stilleto heel shoes
Just the thing when he was on the cruise 
He would dance a good jig
While wearing his new wig
And tank up on plenty of booze.


Barry fancied a holiday in Spain

[Scrumpy]

Sadie held a bra from the sale stand
Olive saw it too. Grabbed it from her hand
Bert was disappointed he thought it would suit him
And Josh wanted it for his best friend Jim
Tony wasn't fussed - it wasn't his brand

Bert settled for stilleto heel shoes
Just the thing when he was on the cruise

I am very curious as to who wrote the lines
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Tony wasn't fussed - it wasn't his brand

Bert settled for stilleto heel shoes
Just the thing when he was on the cruise

It certainly wasn't me.. yet it would appear so..

[klondike]

Last Edit: Today at 11:12:08 AM by klondike

Oops sorry. I was using the phone and somehow hit modify instead of new post.
Sorry about that. I gave the klondike id some admin privileges to save me having to log in as Mark. It does keep track of who does what still.


Barry fancied a holiday in Spain
Rather than going to Bognor agisn

[Scrumpy]

That's interesting... I didn't know you could modify another's post..

Barry fancied a holiday in Spain 
Rather than going to Bognor again
A beautiful dark eyed Senorita
Over in Benidorm he would meet her

[klondike]

I can but never do intentionally. You can't. I hope. It marks the post if I do if you look. I assume it's a moderator type function.