Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Ron and Lucy staggered out 
She said "Give 'us a kiss" and offered a pout

[klondike]

Ron and Lucy staggered out 
She said "Give 'us a kiss" and offered a pout
Ron tried to kiss her but he missed

[Mups]

Ron and Lucy staggered out 
She said "Give 'us a kiss" and offered a pout
Ron tried to kiss her but he missed
So thumped the wall with his fist
And then immediately passed out!


Murial who was from Brands Hatch
Thought Bernard was quite a catch

[klondike]

Murial who was from Brands Hatch
Thought Bernard was quite a catch
After all he was tall and slim
But she wished he'd give that beard a trim

[GrannyMac]

Murial who was from Brands Hatch
Thought Bernard was quite a catch
After all he was tall and slim
But she wished he'd give that beard a trim
And he wasn't keen on her eye patch.

I like to shop sometimes in Lidl
They sell unusual things in the middle