Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Rye
Who could only see with one eye

[Ruthio]

There was a young man from Rye
Who could only see with one eye
So he went to the optician

[GrannyMac]

There was a young man from Rye
Who could only see with one eye
So he went to the optician
For a check on his vision
And a monocle he thought he'd try.

There was a young woman from Leith
Who fancied a new set of teeth

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Leith
Who fancied a new set of teeth
He tried out Mabel's
That were sat on the table
Alongside those of Keith

[Mups]

It was so very in Ron's lair
He actually got stuck to his chair

[GrannyMac]

It was so very hot in Ron's lair
He actually got stuck to his chair
Rubber and plastic 
Were sticky, like mastic
When he moved his clothes started to tear.

The black leather gear was all wrong

[klondike]

The black leather gear was all wrong
 But he was fond of the skimpy thong

[Scrumpy]

The black leather gear was all wrong
But he was fond of the skimpy thong
He thought he looked hot
But hot, he was not

[klondike]

The black leather gear was all wrong
But he was fond of the skimpy thong
He thought he looked hot
But hot, he was not
Not to mention the rather odd pong

Poor Ron had no chance of a date

[Scrumpy]

Poor Ron had no chance of a date
To be on his own was his fate

[Mups]

Poor Ron had no chance of a date
To be on his own was his fate 
He stopped wearing his string vest
And tried hard to look his best

[klondike]

Poor Ron had no chance of a date
To be on his own was his fate
He stopped wearing his string vest
And tried hard to look his best
He hoped he hadn't left it it too late

Ron signed up with a dating site

[Mups]

Ron signed up with a dating site 
And got a date with Lucy one night