Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Rye
Who could only see with one eye

[Ruthio]

There was a young man from Rye
Who could only see with one eye
So he went to the optician

[GrannyMac]

There was a young man from Rye
Who could only see with one eye
So he went to the optician
For a check on his vision
And a monocle he thought he'd try.

There was a young woman from Leith
Who fancied a new set of teeth

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Leith
Who fancied a new set of teeth
He tried out Mabel's
That were sat on the table
Alongside those of Keith 
Mabel table Kieth 

[Mups]

It was so very in Ron's lair
He actually got stuck to his chair

[GrannyMac]

It was so very hot in Ron's lair
He actually got stuck to his chair
Rubber and plastic 
Were sticky, like mastic
When he moved his clothes started to tear.

The black leather gear was all wrong