Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Rye
Who could only see with one eye

[Ruthio]

There was a young man from Rye
Who could only see with one eye
So he went to the optician

[GrannyMac]

There was a young man from Rye
Who could only see with one eye
So he went to the optician
For a check on his vision
And a monocle he thought he'd try.

There was a young woman from Leith
Who fancied a new set of teeth

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Leith
Who fancied a new set of teeth
He tried out Mabel's
That were sat on the table
Alongside those of Keith 
Mabel table Kieth 

[Mups]

It was so very in Ron's lair
He actually got stuck to his chair