Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Edith went to the salon to have a blue rinse
Hoping she'd then find her handsome Prince
But the blue ran all down her face
Of Prince Charming there is no trace 
So home alone with a plate of mince.



I beautiful sunset at the end of the day

[klondike]

A beautiful sunset at the end of the day
But tomorrow the mother in law is coming to stay

[GrannyMac]

A beautiful sunset at the end of the day
But tomorrow the mother in law is coming to stay
Better make sure everything's clean
She likes to be treated like a queen 

[Mups]

A beautiful sunset at the end of the day
But tomorrow the mother in law is coming to stay
Better make sure everything's clean
She likes to be treated like a queen  
And gets the 'ump if she don't get her way.


I remember one day she asked me
To go make her a  cup of tea
But I got talking to Dot 
And completely forgot

[GrannyMac]

I remember one day she asked me
To go make her a  cup of tea
But I got talking to Dot
And completely forgot
Which was quite rude, I must agree.

It's nice to see family now and again
All the time would be a pain
No peace to read or have a snooze

[klondike]

It's nice to see family now and again
All the time would be a pain
No peace to read or have a snooze
The worst is having to hide the booze

[Mups]

It's nice to see family now and again
All the time would be a pain
No peace to read or have a snooze
The worst is having to hide the booze 
Then wave them off on the train.


May  had invited the Vicar for tea
But she couldn't let him in for she'd lost her key

[Scrumpy]

May had invited the Vicar for tea
But she couldn't let him in for she'd lost her key
He prayed to God. What should he do!
There was a window he could climb through

[Mups]

May had invited the Vicar for tea
But she couldn't let him in for she'd lost her key
He prayed to God. What should he do!
There was a window he could climb through 
But he broke the glass, so did flee.


Eric sat there holding his poor head
He should have stopped boozing and gone off to bed

[GrannyMac]

Eric sat there holding his poor head
He should have stopped boozing and gone off to bed
'A fool to myself' he thought
Far too much alcohol bought

[Mups]

Eric sat there holding his poor head
He should have stopped boozing and gone off to bed
'A fool to myself' he thought
Far too much alcohol bought 
I think I'm too easily misled."