Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Edith went to the salon to have a blue rinse
Hoping she'd then find her handsome Prince
But the blue ran all down her face
Of Prince Charming there is no trace 
So home alone with a plate of mince.



I beautiful sunset at the end of the day


klondike

A beautiful sunset at the end of the day
But tomorrow the mother in law is coming to stay

GrannyMac

A beautiful sunset at the end of the day
But tomorrow the mother in law is coming to stay
Better make sure everything's clean
She likes to be treated like a queen 
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

A beautiful sunset at the end of the day
But tomorrow the mother in law is coming to stay
Better make sure everything's clean
She likes to be treated like a queen  
And gets the 'ump if she don't get her way.


I remember one day she asked me
To go make her a  cup of tea
But I got talking to Dot 
And completely forgot

GrannyMac

I remember one day she asked me
To go make her a  cup of tea
But I got talking to Dot
And completely forgot
Which was quite rude, I must agree.

It's nice to see family now and again
All the time would be a pain
No peace to read or have a snooze

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

It's nice to see family now and again
All the time would be a pain
No peace to read or have a snooze
The worst is having to hide the booze

Mups

It's nice to see family now and again
All the time would be a pain
No peace to read or have a snooze
The worst is having to hide the booze 
Then wave them off on the train.


May  had invited the Vicar for tea
But she couldn't let him in for she'd lost her key