Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Vlad's having a party ?We'll all be there !!
Bring your own booze and a chair
And some interesting party food,
Yippee, this should be good!
I just hope his Mankini don't tear!    :shocked:


Scrumpy


Beryl had her hair done a lovely shade of blue
Aggie went one better with a bright golden hue
Bill got in the act with long red strips
And Mabel was showing off with dark purple tips 
Ready for  Saturday's old folks  'do'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy


The dentures were laid out on the table
Each one had a label
Beryl, Aggie ,Bill and the rest
But the writing was a mess
And Alfred got those belonging to Mabel
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Tea and cake was then brought round
A donation was sought of just £1
But Alfred's teeth fell out on the table
And he had the cheek to blame poor Mabel

Scrumpy

Tea and cake was then brought round
A donation was sought of just £1
But Alfred 's teeth fell out on the table
And he had the cheek to blame poor Mabel
And Eric's teeth were never found
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

The day was done and along came their bus
Eric told Alf to stop making a fuss  - 
"Just go and sit there,  next to Pete
And keep yer shoes on 'cos you've got smelly feet



klondike

The day was done and along came their bus
Eric told Alf to stop making a fuss  -
"Just go and sit there,  next to Pete
And keep yer shoes on 'cos you've got smelly feet
Then hide that boil - it's weeping puss

Alf decided to go to the docs
Who asked him to take off his socks
When he did the doc turned green
For worse feet he'd never seen



Men don't get smarter as we age.  We just run out of stupid stuff to do.

Ruthio

Alf decided to go to the docs
Who asked him to take off his socks
When he did the doc turned green
For worse feet he'd never seen
So he took off went home and watched the box 📺 

Mups

They were all playing Bingo today
When Eric heard someone say