Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Vlad's having a party ?We'll all be there !!
Bring your own booze and a chair
And some interesting party food,
Yippee, this should be good!
I just hope his Mankini don't tear!    :shocked:


Scrumpy


Beryl had her hair done a lovely shade of blue
Aggie went one better with a bright golden hue
Bill got in the act with long red strips
And Mabel was showing off with dark purple tips 
Ready for  Saturday's old folks  'do'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy


The dentures were laid out on the table
Each one had a label
Beryl, Aggie ,Bill and the rest
But the writing was a mess
And Alfred got those belonging to Mabel
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Tea and cake was then brought round
A donation was sought of just £1
But Alfred's teeth fell out on the table
And he had the cheek to blame poor Mabel

Scrumpy

Tea and cake was then brought round
A donation was sought of just £1
But Alfred 's teeth fell out on the table
And he had the cheek to blame poor Mabel
And Eric's teeth were never found
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..