Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

Chuck came over from the USA
For three months he was going to stay
What do you mean no Armalite?
Wailed Chuck overcome with fright


Men don't get smarter as we age.  We just run out of stupid stuff to do.

Scrumpy


Chuck came over from the USA
For three months  he was going to stay
What do you mean no Armalite?
Wailed Chuck overcome with fright
Only a pistol with water to spray !!
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Said Maisie to Baz - 'Just a sec'
When I snog you it hurts me neck
For Maisie was only 4ft 3
And Baz was easily the size of a tree
So they had to settle for just a peck.


In the end he found her a box
Took his shoes off and stood just in his socks