Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

She charged Ten bob a kiss
With hugs and cuddles on the list
But there hardly  a queue
There was only old Hugh
The rest all gave her a miss

There was a young maiden from Kent
Who got glances wherever she went

[Scrumpy]

There was a young maiden from Kent
Who got glances wherever she went
The men all did a double take
Everything was real.. not fake

[Mups]

There was a young maiden from Kent
Who got glances wherever she went
The men all did a double take
Everything was real.. not fake 
Walking beauty was what she meant.


Eric was sitting there with his ice cream
And  having a little daydream

[Scrumpy]

Eric was sitting there with his ice cream
And having a little daydream
His thoughts were so hot
They melted the cream block

[klondike]

Eric was sitting there with his ice cream
And having a little daydream
His thoughts were so hot
They melted the cream block
And I swear I saw his ears  steam

Along came a young fellow named Drew

[Mups]

Along came a young fellow named Drew
Who saw Eric and said "Don't I know you"
We met at the Club -
or was it the Pub
And weren't you with Lindy-Lou?


Eric said - 'I think you've made a mistake
Only my wife I would take'
'Now please keep your voice down'
Said Eric with a frown

[Ruthio]

Eric said - 'I think you've made a mistake
Only my wife I would take'
'Now please keep your voice down'
Said Eric with a frown
Or your head I'll be tempted to break

[GrannyMac]

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who washed his feet in a bucket

[Scrumpy]

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who washed his feet in a bucket
Even  the kids got a good soaking through
And Spotty the dog was dunked in there too

[Ruthio]

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who washed his feet in a bucket
Even  the kids got a good soaking through
And Spotty the dog was dunked in there too
He barked as if to say, well f☆☆☆ it !!!! 

[klondike]

Poor Spotty was just soaking wet
But not so bad he'd need the vet

[Mups]

Poor Spotty was just soaking wet
But not so bad he'd need the vet 
He had a good shake, and wiped his feet
And his Uncle K gave him a nice dry sheet
And that's all I know as yet.  


Ben stood in his shower, loving the feel
Of lovely cool water right down to his heel