Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A young man is coming here at noon
To sort some damp in my bathroom
It seems to come from the tap
When turned on. Now fancy that !
Another big bill.. All doom and gloom

[klondike]

Scrumpy waited for her hunky plumber
His fourth call just this summer

[Mups]

Scrumpy waited for her hunky plumber
His fourth call just this summer 
He was a good looking guy
That really caught her eye

[Scrumpy]

Scrumpy waited for her hunky plumber
His fourth call just this summer
He was a good looking guy
That really caught her eye
But he was gay.. What a bummer.

[Mups]

So next,  Scrump booked a nice builder
But it turned out he called himself Hilda!