Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

I've just had some mandarins and cream
Mmmm.. t'was as good as a dream
The strawberries plump and red
Dipped in cream.. shared with Fred 
Who's gone way up in my esteem.  


When Edna walked into her church
She found a pew at the front to perch

[GrannyMac]

When Edna walked into her church
She found a pew at the front to perch
The vicar was a handsome guy
And Ethel had a wandering eye

[Scrumpy]

When Edna walked into her church
She found a pew at the front to perch
The vicar was a handsome guy
And Ethel had a wandering eye
Edna! Ethel! ... both spinsters in search

[GrannyMac]

The TV just now is as boring as hell
Football, tennis, cricket as well

[Mups]

The TV just now is as boring as hell
Football, tennis, cricket as well
I hear what you say
And I moan every day

[Vlad]

And F1 racing, Tour de France,  Underwater Wresting Championship 

[klondike]

The TV just now is as boring as hell
Football, tennis, cricket as well
I hear what you say
And I moan every day
All so sweaty - imagine the smell

Poor old Vlad was in the wrong thread
So I completed the line instead
Underwater wrestling sounds quite fun

[Scrumpy]

Poor old Vlad was in the wrong thread
So I completed the line instead 
Underwater wrestling sounds quite fun
And that one where you use your thumb

[Mups]

Poor old Vlad was in the wrong thread
So I completed the line instead 
Underwater wrestling sounds quite fun
And that one where you use your thumb 
Now TV Choice fills me with dread.


Another hot week on its way
I'm melting already today

[klondike]

Another hot week on its way
I'm melting already today
When it's cold you'll be looking back
Please don't moan or you'll get a smack

[Mups]

Another hot week on its way
I'm melting already today
When it's cold you'll be looking back
Please don't moan or you'll get a smack 
Is that a promise - oooh I say.  

[Scrumpy]

Klondike is acting all tough
Pretending that he plays rough
I bet he's just a pussy cat
Loves to be petted and sit on your lap