Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

As he got up to walk away
He heard two men behind him say
Quick, grab him now!
He turned, and 'pow'
They didn't know he practised MMA

He kicked out hard, one fell down
A chop, and the other lost a crown
He held on to his loot
(He kept it in his boot)
He was the toughest guy in town!

[Mups]

While Susie was munching her toast
She decided she would go to the coast
So she packed a few things - 
Bikini and her sparkly rings
And set off to find a good host.


But her map reading wasn't much good
So she didn't end up where she should

[klondike]

But her map reading wasn't much good
So she didn't end up where she should
She read her map upside down
And headed for an inland town

[Mups]

But her map reading wasn't much good
So she didn't end up where she should
She read her map upside down
And headed for an inland town 
So stopped and went for some food.


In the cafe there was a man like Clark Gable
She wished he would sit at her table

[klondike]

In the cafe there was a man like Clark Gable
She wished he would sit at her table
She ended up with a Mr. Bean
An odder chap she'd never seen

[Mups]

In the cafe there was a man like Clark Gable
She wished he would sit at her table
She ended up with a Mr. Bean
An odder chap she'd never seen 
But she knew who would like him - Mabel. 


So pleasant in the garden today
Why can't it always be this way

[Scrumpy]

So pleasant in the garden today
Why can't it always be this way
Beautiful butterflies and humming bees
All the flowers popping their seeds
And the noisy neighbours have gone away

[Mups]

May was playing Bingo in the hall
And wasn't doing too well at all

[GrannyMac]

May was playing Bingo in the hall
And wasn't doing too well at all
Two sherries and she couldn't think
And her dobber had run out of ink 🫟 
It was never going to be her call

Ethel shouted house with glee

[klondike]

Ethel shouted house with glee
Third time tonight a winning spree!

[Scrumpy]

Ethel shouted house with glee
Third time tonight on a winning spree!
Bert gave her a knowing wink
I'm onto a winner he did think

[Mups]

Ethel shouted house with glee
Third time tonight on a winning spree!
Bert gave her a knowing wink
I'm onto a winner he did think 
But Ether knew that look - and did flee.


The Co-op had got half priced Pork Pie

[klondike]

The Co-op had got half priced Pork Pie
At just two quid Betty gave one a try
She'd have it later for her tea
Too much for her so she'd share with Bea

[Mups]

The Co-op had got half priced Pork Pie
At just two quid Betty gave one a try
She'd have it later for her tea
Too much for her so she'd share with Bea 
Didn't want even more fat on her thighs. 



I've just had some mandarins and cream
Mmmm . .  t'was as good as a dream