Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

As he got up to walk away
He heard two men behind him say
Quick, grab him now!
He turned, and 'pow'
They didn't know he practised MMA

He kicked out hard, one fell down
A chop, and the other lost a crown
He held on to his loot
(He kept it in his boot)
He was the toughest guy in town!

[Mups]

While Susie was munching her toast
She decided she would go to the coast
So she packed a few things - 
Bikini and her sparkly rings
And set off to find a good host.


But her map reading wasn't much good
So she didn't end up where she should

[klondike]

But her map reading wasn't much good
So she didn't end up where she should
She read her map upside down
And headed for an inland town

[Mups]

But her map reading wasn't much good
So she didn't end up where she should
She read her map upside down
And headed for an inland town 
So stopped and went for some food.


In the cafe there was a man like Clark Gable
She wished he would sit at her table

[klondike]

In the cafe there was a man like Clark Gable
She wished he would sit at her table
She ended up with a Mr. Bean
An odder chap she'd never seen