Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

It's Monday again, soon comes round 
Went up the Co-op, got 2 cakes for a £1.
On the way back, I saw old Jake
Looking sad, so I offered him a cake

[Ruthio]

It's Monday again, soon comes round 
Went up the Co-op, got 2 cakes for a £1.
On the way back, I saw old Jake
Looking sad, so I offered him a cake
But he snatched it and threw it on the ground 

[Scrumpy]

Will you marry me Fred?
Mabel to Fred said
Have you a house and land too?
If you have I may well do

[Ruthio]

Will you marry me Fred?
Mabel to Fred said
Have you a house and land too?
If you have I may well do
And Fred said "Yes! And a bed!"

[Mups]

We seem to spend a lot of our time
Trying to find words that rhyme

[GrannyMac]

We seem to spend a lot of our time
Trying to find words that rhyme
Well, I don't know about you
But I've often little else to do

[Mups]

We seem to spend a lot of our time
Trying to find words that rhyme
Well, I don't know about you
But I've often little else to do 
Especially when nearing  bed time.  

[Mups]

Soon be another week done
Said Pete as he sat in the sun

[GrannyMac]

Soon be another week done
Said Pete as he sat in the sun
We didn't believe when we were told
That time flies quicker as we get old
And all the days merge into one.

The weekend used to be for leisure
Now every day we have that pleasure 

[Scrumpy]

The weekend used to be for leisure
Now every day we have that pleasure
We can chat to neighbours from next door
Moan about kids and say 'during the war'

[klondike]

The weekend used to be for leisure
Now every day we have that pleasure
We can chat to neighbours from next door
Moan about kids and say 'during the war'
Search charity shops for treasure

Walter was feeling really grand

[Mups]

Walter was feeling really grand 
At the Casino he had a winning hand

[klondike]

Walter was feeling really grand
At the Casino he had a winning hand
Three aces and a pair of twos
He'd cash in and hit the booze
If he cheated again he'd be banned.

As he got up and to walk away

[Mups]

As he got up and to walk away
He heard two men behind him say

[Ruthio]

As he got up and to walk away
He heard two men behind him say
Quick, grab him now!