Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

I shook Joe off onto the path
It was if he was having a laugh
For he jumped back on
As he whistled a song

[klondike]

I shook Joe off onto the path
It was if he was having a laugh
For he jumped back on
As he whistled a song
Which really increased my wrath

My day out had been spoiled

[GrannyMac]

My day out had been spoiled
To pay for the trip I'd really toiled
But I found a nice pub
That served amazing grub
By closing, I was very well oiled!

Back to my hotel for the night
I vowed the next day to see the sights
The Verdant Works, the V&A
The Discovery in the Tay
Then up the Law, my day turned out right.

(A potted tour guide to Dundee 😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿)

[Scrumpy]

'arry sold dodgy stuff from back of his old van

[Mups]

'arry sold dodgy stuff from back of his old van 
He had always been a bit of a  'dodgy; man

[Scrumpy]

'arry sold dodgy stuff from back of his old van
He had always been a bit of a ' dodgy;man'
He sold real Armani watches for just 20 quid
And Chanel perfume with an unusual whiff

[Mups]

'arry sold dodgy stuff from back of his old van
He had always been a bit of a ' dodgy;man'
He sold real Armani watches for just 20 quid
And Chanel perfume with an unusual whiff 
And when the Cops were nearby - he ran.


The clouds were black and scudding by
Then a flash of lightning lit up the sky

[klondike]

The clouds were black and scudding by
Then a flash of lightning lit up the sky
The bolt came down and struck a tree
One that was very close to me

[GrannyMac]

The clouds were black and scudding by
Then a flash of lightning lit up the sky
The bolt came down and struck a tree
One that was very close to me
I really thought my end was nigh!

[klondike]

So it missed I must be blessed
I've always known I am the best

[Scrumpy]

So it missed I must be blessed
I've always known I am the best
Mummy said when I was young
'Always remember ,you are second to none'

[klondike]

So it missed I must be blessed
I've always known I am the best
Mummy said when I was young
'Always remember, you are second to none'
'Especially in being a bit of a pest'

Bill set out in a thoughtful mood

[Scrumpy]

Bill set out in a thoughtful mood
On stage tonight would he be booed!
He'd sing about Sally
The girl up the alley

[GrannyMac]

Bill set out in a thoughtful mood
On stage tonight would he be booed!
He'd sing about Sally
The girl up the alley
He thought he sounded pretty good!

Then he sang about Joanna
Whilst also playing the piano
A funny gag or two

[Silver Tabby]

Then he sang about Joanna
Whilst also playing the piano
A funny gag or two
hopefully not too blue