Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Bella went to town on the tram
She hoped the conductor would be Sam
He wore his trousers very tight
Bella always admired the sight
And it didn't hurt that he called her ma'am

Bella groaned - it was Ted in charge
His trousers were far too large

[Ruthio]

Bella groaned - it was Ted in charge
His trousers were far too large
She felt very glum

[GrannyMac]

Bella groaned - it was Ted in charge
His trousers were far too large
She felt very glum
At the sight of his bum 
It was almost the size of a barge.