Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Elsie suddenly needed a wee
She she cautiously nipped behind a tree
But as she bent down
She yelled the park down
As she got stung on the bum by a Bee!

Scrumpy

He looked at her and winked his eye
A real beauty he did spy
She looked back and gave a frown
He looked as if he'd been around
What the heck.. she'd give it a try
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

#8388
On a fortnight away in Southend
Flo looked for some postcards to send
Some sticks of rock too
For Flossie and Sue
And some sea-shells for her best friend.



Ruthio

Today for the first time I used my bus pass!

Scrumpy

Today for the first time I used my bus pass !
I went with Sally. We had a blast
All around London and Peckham Rye
Houses of Parliament and London Eye
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Today for the first time I used my bus pass !
I went with Sally. We had a blast
All around London and Peckham Rye
Houses of Parliament and London Eye
But the seat was hard and hurt my bottom.

Next time I'll find a softer seat

Mups

#8392
Next time I'll find a softer seat
Perhaps with somewhere to rest my feet

Ruthio

Next time I'll find a softer seat
Perhaps with somewhere to rest my feet
I'll travel to Brighton 

Mups

Next time I'll find a softer seat
Perhaps with somewhere to rest my feet
I'll travel to Brighton 
It might help enlighten

Scrumpy


Next time I'll find a softer seat
Perhaps with somewhere to rest my feet
I'll travel to Brighton
It might help enlighten
Things of Gay Pride that I seek
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Rose  went to the dentist one day
He said 'Turn your head this way'

klondike

Rose  went to the dentist one day
He said 'Turn your head this way
Then he started to poke and pry
Rose cried "Tell me why"

Scrumpy


Rose went to the dentist one day
He said 'Turn your head this way'
Then he started to poke and pry
Rose cried 'Tell me why'
The last tooth you have has decayed
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Bella went to town on the tram
She hoped the conductor would be Sam
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖