Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Who does she think will ever see them?
Nobody she'd take to visit mum!
So off she went, bags in hand
To have her fun in foreign lands
Her knickers vanishing up her bum

She wore her bikini on the beach

[Scrumpy]

She wore her bikini on the beach
Every day for one whole week
Jose the waiter moved on in
Hola my beauty where have you been !

[Ruthio]

She wore her bikini on the beach
Every day for one whole week
Jose the waiter moved on in
Hola my beauty where have you been !
And he stuck to her like a randy leech!!

[Mups]

When May sat up thinking in bed
She pondered on why she ever got wed

[Scrumpy]

When Mary sat up thinking in bed
She pondered on why she ever got wed
He was never home before half past two
He was playing around with a girl called Sue

[GrannyMac]

When Mary sat up thinking in bed
She pondered on why she ever got wed
He was never home before half past two
He was playing around with a girl called Sue
Spending too much money, Mary saw red!

She changed the bank accounts into her name
Booked a nice holiday, somewhere in Spain

[Mups]

When Mary sat up thinking in bed
She pondered on why she ever got wed
He was never home before half past two
He was playing around with a girl called Sue
Spending too much money, Mary saw red!


She changed the bank accounts into her name
Booked a nice holiday, somewhere in Spain
So when he'd gone out, she packed her bags
Clothes and money,  and 40 Fags

[Scrumpy]

She changed the bank accounts into her name
Booked a nice holiday , somewhere in Spain
So when he'd gone out she packed her bags
Clothes and money, and 40 fags
She decided to play him at his own game

[Mups]

Outside the pub with a lady he was kissing
He hadn't a clue his wife was missing
After a good snog he weaved his way home
But stumbling along he heard a bleep on his phone
"You should have loved me, its too late for wishing."

[Mups]

They met in the woods one dark night
'The Witches Cauldron' - what a sight

[Scrumpy]

They met in the woods one dark night
The witches cauldron- what a sight
Maggie the hag with a wort on her nose
And her friend who was called one-eyed Flo

[klondike]

They met in the woods one dark night
The witches cauldron- what a sight
Maggie the hag with a wart on her nose
And her friend who was called one-eyed Flo
The third being Tracey who was none too bright

Eye of newt and tail of rat
Stirred slowly with a cricket bat
Of course Tracey forgot the words

[GrannyMac]

Eye of newt and tail of rat
Stirred slowly with a cricket bat
Of course Tracey forgot the words
She hoped they were making lemon curd
Or a spell to stop her getting fat.

[Mups]

When Flo went in the Co-op with her rollers still in
Everyone stared like she'd committed a sin
Until Leonard from the nearby houses
Came toddling in in his pyjama trousers

[Ruthio]

When Flo went in the Co-op with her rollers still in
Everyone stared like she'd committed a sin
Until Leonard from the nearby houses
Came toddling in in his pyjama trousers
They strolled off together for a celebratory gin! 🍸🍸