Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

Who does she think will ever see them?
Nobody she'd take to visit mum!
So off she went, bags in hand
To have her fun in foreign lands
Her knickers vanishing up her bum

She wore her bikini on the beach

Scrumpy


She wore her bikini on the beach
Every day for one whole week
Jose the waiter moved on in
Hola my beauty where have you been !

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

She wore her bikini on the beach
Every day for one whole week
Jose the waiter moved on in
Hola my beauty where have you been !
And he stuck to her like a randy leech!!

Mups

When May sat up thinking in bed
She pondered on why she ever got wed

Scrumpy


When Mary sat up thinking in bed
She pondered on why she ever got wed
He was never home before half past two
He was playing around with a girl called Sue
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..