Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

His mate said 'what were you doing in there'
As he grinned and gave him a stare
' I must confess 
I like wearing a dress'
They held hands, walked off , a happy pair!

[Scrumpy]

Elsie went to Blackpool just to see the sights
Not up the tower because Elsie hated heights 

[GrannyMac]

Elsie went to Blackpool just to see the sights
Not up the tower because Elsie hated heights
First the Pleasure beach to go on the rides 
Then to have a paddle at the seaside
A quickstep in the ballroom, then Elsie said goodnight.

She enjoyed her day so much, she booked another trip
With her friend, Mabel (who was massive round the hips)
This time to Whitby, for the Goth weekend

[Silver Tabby]

She enjoyed her day so much, she booked another trip
With her friend, Mabel (who was massive round the hips)
This time to Whitby, for the Goth weekend
but Mabel became stuck in a Grecian Bend

[Mups]

She enjoyed her day so much, she booked another trip
With her friend, Mabel (who was massive round the hips)
This time to Whitby, for the Goth weekend
but Mabel became stuck in a Grecian Bend 
Just one of her life's little blips!

[Mups]

There was an old man from Bude
Who liked to sunbathe in the nude
His neighbour called Paul
Said  "That's not right at all" . . .
"And it quite puts me off my food!"


So Pauls's wife went and knocked at his door
But was told its not against the Law