Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Ned arrived the following day
He carefully explained some ways to pay

[Scrumpy]

Ned arrived the following day
He carefully explained some ways to pay
One hundred pounds per wall-or more
Three hundred and ninety five -if you have all four

[klondike]

Ned arrived the following day
He carefully explained some ways to pay
One hundred pounds per wall-or more
Three hundred and ninety five -if you have all four
Oh dear that's pricy - is there some other way?

Ned eyed her up and down
Giving her a little frown
I don't know what you may have heard
But don't believe a single word

[Scrumpy]

Ned eyed her up and down
Giving her a little frown
I don't know what you may have heard
But don't believe a single word 
Are you alone at nine? I'll pop back round

[Ruthio]

Ed's wife thought, Oh heck what now?!"

[Mups]

Ed's wife thought, Oh heck what now?!" 
But Ed overheard and they had a big row

[klondike]

Ed's wife thought, Oh heck what now?!"
But Ed overheard and they had a big row
Why's he coming round while I'm not here
To me that sounds really queer

[Scrumpy]

Ed's wife thought, Oh heck what now ?!"
But Ed overheard and they had a big row
Why's he coming round while I'm not here
To me that sounds really queer
'He's just coming round to show me how'

[Mups]

There was a young man from Penzance
Who bought some very tight pants
He went off to the village pub
And then onto his local Youth Club
But his trousers were too tight to dance.

Every move and they cut into his bum
Then after a while his legs went numb

[klondike]

Every move and they cut into his bum
Then after a while his legs went numb
He asked a mate he thought might know
Who quietly whispered "Go commando"
Thanks mate he sighed you're a chum

He sneaked  off and went in the loo

[Scrumpy]

He sneaked off and went to the loo
His legs were turning blue !
He pulled down his trews
They got caught on his shoes
The air in the loo turned blue too

[Mups]

The cleaning lady covered her ears
She just assumed he'd had a few beers
She shoved her mop  under his door
And poked him while he was on the floor

[Scrumpy]

The cleaning lady covered her ears
She just assumed he'd had a few beers
She shoved her mop under the door
And poked him while he was on the floor
He smiled when the mop tickled his rears

[GrannyMac]

He'd gone to the ladies by mistake
Now his head really did start to ache
How to sneak out unseen

[Mups]

He'd gone to the ladies by mistake
Now his head really did start to ache
How to sneak out unseen 
Was his intended dream
But as he crept out the door -  there was Drake.


His mate said  "what were you doing in there"
As he grinned  and gave him a  stare