Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Brian's phone rang and he took the call
Well howdy there Brian he heard someone drawl
He paled at the sound
That bloke should be drowned

[Scrumpy]

Brian's phone rang and he took the call
Well howdy there Brian he heard someone drawl
He paled at the sound
That bloke should be drowned
'No Christmas, Easter ,nothing at all'

[Mups]

As Alf sat reminiscing in his chair
Of the days he Brylcreem'd his hair

[Silver Tabby]

As Alf sat reminiscing in his chair
Of the days he Brylcreem'd his hair 
it made such a sticky mess

[Mups]

As Alf sat reminiscing in his chair
Of the days he Brylcreem'd his hair 
it made such a sticky mess 
Tho'  he had to confess
It won him a date with Fleur.


Alf was once a bit of a hippy
And took Fleur to the local chippy

[Silver Tabby]

Alf was once a bit of a hippy
And took Fleur to the local chippy 
With vinegar he plied her,
then dipped her and fried her

[GrannyMac]

Alf was once a bit of a hippy
And took Fleur to the local chippy
With vinegar he plied her,
then dipped her and fried her
He made a real mess of her lippy.

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Ed thought he'd smarten his living room
He went to B&Q and bought paint and a broom

[Silver Tabby]

Ed thought he'd smarten his living room
He went to B&Q and bought paint and a broom
He went with such haste
he forgot to buy paste

[klondike]

Ed thought he'd smarten his living room
He went to B&Q and bought paint and a broom
He went with such haste
he forgot to buy paste
Flour and water just lead to doom

Ed's wife was seriously unimpressed

[GrannyMac]

Ed's wife was seriously unimpressed
As she surveyed the room, what a mess

[Scrumpy]

Ed's wife was seriously unimpressed
As she surveyed the room, what a mess
Glue on the dog and all around
Some of the paper was upside down

[klondike]

Ed's wife was seriously unimpressed
As she surveyed the room, what a mess
Glue on the dog and all around
Some of the paper was upside down
No more papering - too much stress

The next room would just be paint
He hadn't the patience of a saint