Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Brian's phone rang and he took the call
Well howdy there Brian he heard someone drawl
He paled at the sound
That bloke should be drowned

[Scrumpy]

Brian's phone rang and he took the call
Well howdy there Brian he heard someone drawl
He paled at the sound
That bloke should be drowned
'No Christmas, Easter ,nothing at all'

[Mups]

As Alf sat reminiscing in his chair
Of the days he Brylcreem'd his hair

[Silver Tabby]

As Alf sat reminiscing in his chair
Of the days he Brylcreem'd his hair 
it made such a sticky mess

[Mups]

As Alf sat reminiscing in his chair
Of the days he Brylcreem'd his hair 
it made such a sticky mess 
Tho'  he had to confess
It won him a date with Fleur.


Alf was once a bit of a hippy
And took Fleur to the local chippy