Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Brian's phone rang and he took the call
Well howdy there Brian he heard someone drawl
He paled at the sound
That bloke should be drowned

[Scrumpy]

Brian's phone rang and he took the call
Well howdy there Brian he heard someone drawl
He paled at the sound
That bloke should be drowned
'No Christmas, Easter ,nothing at all'