Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Another day she was out for a stroll
And the need to wee was taking its toll
So behind a tree
Hoping nobody passing would ever see

[Mups]

Another day she was out for a stroll
And the need to wee was taking its toll
So behind a tree 
Where she thought no one would see

[GrannyMac]

Another day she was out for a stroll
And the need to wee was taking its toll
So behind a tree
Where she thought no one would see
She squatted in a hole. 

[klondike]

The soldier in his fox hole was not best pleased
The space was tight and he was wet and squeezed

[Scrumpy]

The soldier in his fox hole was not best pleased
The space was tight and he was wet and squeezed
The weatherman said it would be sunny and dry
But the rain was heavy and the sun was shy

[Mups]

The soldier in his fox hole was not best pleased
The space was tight and he was wet and squeezed
The weatherman said it would be sunny and dry
But the rain was heavy and the sun was shy 
By his mates he really got teased.


One  bright sunny day in June
Phil decided to jog until Noon

[klondike]

One  bright sunny day in June
Phil decided to jog until Noon
He set out at six and on his back by seven
A little hotter he'd have been off to heaven
But it was only a swoon

Enough thought Phil no more running
From now on I'll stick to sunning

[GrannyMac]

Enough thought Phil no more running
From now on I'll stick to sunning
With a big floppy hat
In his garden he laid flat
The insects for him were gunning!

He dashed indoors for a spray
on the label it said 'Bugs away'
It had a horrible pong

[Ruthio]

He dashed indoors for a spray
on the label it said 'Bugs away'
It had a horrible pong
Came from Hong Kong

[klondike]

He dashed indoors for a spray
on the label it said 'Bugs away'
It had a horrible pong
Came from Hong Kong
And was meant for creatures that neigh

Phil was desperate to wash it all off