Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was a Mr. Muscle show out in the sun
And Klondike was favourite number one
He showed off the muscles in his feet
Exercised by walking the streets
But the biggest muscles were in his bum

[Mups]

June 02, 2026, 04:35:12 PM

There was a Mr. Muscle show out in the sun
And Klondike was favourite number one
He showed off the muscles in his feet
Exercised by walking the streets
But the biggest muscles were in his bum

People  whooped and cheered as he walked on
Flexing his Glutes, as the ladies he won

[GrannyMac]

People  whooped and cheered as he walked on
Flexing his Glutes, as the ladies he won
Skimpy shorts, sandalled feet
How many others could he defeat?
None, if he kept his knee socks on!

He wasn't bothered if people jeered
His forum buddies clapped and cheered

[Mups]

People  whooped and cheered as he walked on
Flexing his Glutes, as the ladies he won
Skimpy shorts, sandalled feet
How many others could he defeat?
None, if he kept his knee socks on!


He wasn't bothered if people jeered
His forum buddies clapped and cheered
He strode along, head held high
Until he caught young Mary's  eye
As she liked the look of his beard.

[Scrumpy]

Martha had a dilemma
When she was looking for a fella
Should he be tall-with black hair

[klondike]

Martha had a dilemma
When she was looking for a fella
Should he be tall with black hair
Or old, filthy rich and confined to his chair

[Scrumpy]

Martha had a dilemma 
When she was looking for a fella
Should he be tall with black hair
Or old, filthy rich and confined to a chair
I agree with you- I'll tell her

[Mups]

Soon be another week done
Anything exciting have you done?

[klondike]

Soon be another week done
Anything exciting have you done?
Has anybody braved the rain?
I didn't want a soaking again

[Mups]

Soon be another week done
Anything exciting have you done?
Has anybody braved the rain?
I didn't want a soaking again 
No, that wouldn't be much fun.


Time to get off to bed
Lay down an rest my tired head