Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was a Mr. Muscle show out in the sun
And Klondike was favourite number one
He showed off the muscles in his feet
Exercised by walking the streets
But the biggest muscles were in his bum

[Mups]

June 02, 2026, 04:35:12 PM

There was a Mr. Muscle show out in the sun
And Klondike was favourite number one
He showed off the muscles in his feet
Exercised by walking the streets
But the biggest muscles were in his bum

People  whooped and cheered as he walked on
Flexing his Glutes, as the ladies he won

[GrannyMac]

People  whooped and cheered as he walked on
Flexing his Glutes, as the ladies he won
Skimpy shorts, sandalled feet
How many others could he defeat?
None, if he kept his knee socks on!

He wasn't bothered if people jeered
His forum buddies clapped and cheered

[Mups]

People  whooped and cheered as he walked on
Flexing his Glutes, as the ladies he won
Skimpy shorts, sandalled feet
How many others could he defeat?
None, if he kept his knee socks on!


He wasn't bothered if people jeered
His forum buddies clapped and cheered
He strode along, head held high
Until he caught young Mary's  eye
As she liked the look of his beard.

[Scrumpy]

Martha had a dilemma
When she was looking for a fella
Should he be tall-with black hair

[klondike]

Martha had a dilemma
When she was looking for a fella
Should he be tall with black hair
Or old, filthy rich and confined to his chair

[Scrumpy]

Martha had a dilemma 
When she was looking for a fella
Should he be tall with black hair
Or old, filthy rich and confined to a chair
I agree with you- I'll tell her

[Mups]

Soon be another week done
Anything exciting have you done?

[klondike]

Soon be another week done
Anything exciting have you done?
Has anybody braved the rain?
I didn't want a soaking again

[Mups]

Soon be another week done
Anything exciting have you done?
Has anybody braved the rain?
I didn't want a soaking again 
No, that wouldn't be much fun.


Time to get off to bed
Lay down an rest my tired head

[Scrumpy]

Time to get off to bed
Lay down and rest my tired head
The summer duvet is not too warm
Outside is rain and a storm

[Mups]

Time to get off to bed
Lay down and rest my tired head
The summer duvet is not too warm
Outside is rain and a storm 
Just as the weatherman said.


Pete had a phone call one day
His auny Nel was coming to stay
Oh No,  he thought
And began to feel frought
For she always wanted her own way.


He never knew what to feed her
And really he did not need her
She'd reorganise his life
And try to find him a wife

[Mups]

He never knew what to feed her
And really he did not need her
She'd reorganise his life
And try to find him a wife 
And nothing will be as it were.


Sue was sat watching Corrie on TV

[klondike]

Sue was sat watching Corrie on TV
She needed to get up for a pee
But the fight between Ben and Jenny
Was forcing a wait to spend a penny

[GrannyMac]

Sue was sat watching Corrie on TV
She needed to get up for a pee
But the fight between Ben and Jenny
Was forcing a wait to spend a penny
Then she dashed upstairs as fast as could be!

Another day she was out for a stroll
And the need to wee was taking its toll
So behind a tree