Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was a Mr. Muscle show out in the sun
And Klondike was favourite number one
He showed off the muscles in his feet
Exercised by walking the streets
But the biggest muscles were in his bum

[Mups]

Today at 04:35:12 PM

There was a Mr. Muscle show out in the sun
And Klondike was favourite number one
He showed off the muscles in his feet
Exercised by walking the streets
But the biggest muscles were in his bum

People  whooped and cheered as he walked on
Flexing his Glutes, as the ladies he won

[GrannyMac]

People  whooped and cheered as he walked on
Flexing his Glutes, as the ladies he won
Skimpy shorts, sandalled feet
How many others could he defeat?
None, if he kept his knee socks on!

He wasn't bothered if people jeered
His forum buddies clapped and cheered