Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Its supposed to be cooler today
But it isn't as yet  - no way 
my poor cat is frazzled
And bright sun has me dazzled

[GrannyMac]

Its supposed to be cooler today
But it isn't as yet  - no way
my poor cat is frazzled
And bright sun has me dazzled
It won't last, rain will be back to stay!

I've had lines of washing out to dry
While the sun has been bright in the sky

[Silver Tabby]

Its supposed to be cooler today
But it isn't as yet  - no way
my poor cat is frazzled
And bright sun has me dazzled
It won't last, rain will be back to stay!

I've had lines of washing out to dry
While the sun has been bright in the sky 
Alas, all too soon
we are due a monsoon

[klondike]

I've had lines of washing out to dry
While the sun has been bright in the sky
Alas, all too soon
we are due a monsoon
And with that i let out a sigh

The fruity rhymes came to an end
Now we have a different trend

[Silver Tabby]

The fruity rhymes came to an end
Now we have a different trend 
Just the blink of an eye

[klondike]

The fruity rhymes came to an end
Now we have a different trend
Just the blink of an eye
With a sad little sigh
I hope something funny gets penned

Come on folks please make a start

[GrannyMac]

Come on folks please make a start
With some humour thats close to my heart
It can be funny or rude
As long as its good

[klondike]

Come on folks please make a start
With some humour thats close to my heart
It can be funny or rude
As long as its good
And doesn't involve a fart

Vicars and tarts are banned as well
Or any mention of my Aunty Nell

[Mups]

Vicars and tarts are banned as well
Or any mention of my Aunty Nell 
How about your Uncle Frank
Who long ago set fire to the bank

[Scrumpy]

Vicars and tarts are banned as well
Or any mention of my Aunty Nell
How about your Uncle Frank
Who long ago set fire to a bank
He's happy with Jason locked up in a cell

[Scrumpy]

Billing winked at Gertie at the village dance
He hoped, if he was lucky, be in there with a chance

[GrannyMac]

Billing winked at Gertie at the village dance
He hoped, if he was lucky, be in there with a chance
But Gert, well over thirty
Was known to be very flirty
She wasn't up for real romance.

Bill cast his eyes on Betty
Quite demure, very pretty

[klondike]

Bill cast his eyes on Betty
Quite demure, very pretty
But then he saw Rusty

[Scrumpy]

Bill cast his eyes on Betty
Quite demure, very pretty
But then he saw Rusty
And boy was she busty
But the one that could cook was Hetty

Today at 03:19:58 PM
A man will fall for a pud
Apple tart tastes oh so good
And raspberry surprise 
Can bring tears to his eyes

[Mups]

A man will fall for a pud
Apple tart tastes oh so good
And raspberry surprise
Can bring tears to his eyes
As he stuffs far more than he should.



Today at 03:54:02 PM

There was a Mr. Muscle show out in the sun
And Klondike was  favourite  number one