Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

He scooped it up into the bin
Where it festered and rotted therein 
The pong was  thick in the air
And the bin men wouldn't go there 
Even Bill wouldn't go back in. 

[klondike]

A Health and Safety team appeared
Their leader seemed to be rather weird

[Mups]

A Health and Safety team appeared
Their leader seemed to be rather weird 
He gave out his order 
To search round the borders
But couldn't stop stroking his beard!

Later, when the searching was done
They all expected a cuppa in the sun

[GrannyMac]

Later, when the searching was done
They all expected a cuppa in the sun
But they got a phone call
About a man on a wall
Who had found what looked like a gun

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Enid was packing her holiday case
A sunhat and cream to stop a sunburnt face
Some shorts and a dress

[klondike]

Enid was packing her holiday case
A sunhat and cream to stop a sunburnt face
Some shorts and a dress
Which she hoped would impress

[Scrumpy]

Enid was packing her holiday case
A sunhat and cream to stop a sunburnt face
Some shorts and a dress
Which she hoped would impress
And a tin of Spam -to stay safe

[Scrumpy]

You don't see the council using tools
Not since Trigger in Only Fools
Same broom for years he always said
Forgetting that he'd changed the head

[GrannyMac]

You don't see the council using tools
Not since Trigger in Only Fools
Same broom for years he always said
Forgetting that he'd changed the head
To get a new one was against the rules.

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Del and Rodney, or was it Dave?
To buy from them you'd have to be brave 
Hookey this and dodgy that

[klondike]

Del and Rodney, or was it Dave?
To buy from them you'd have to be brave
Hookey this and dodgy that
If copper appeared you could be sure they'd scat

[Scrumpy]

Del and Rodney, Or was it Dave?
To buy from them you'd have to be brave
Hookey this and dodgy that
'Psst..fancy a Mandarin talking doll or cat ?'

[GrannyMac]

Del and Rodney, or was it Dave?
To buy from them you'd have to be brave
Hookey this and dodgy that
If copper appeared you could be sure they'd scat
They had many a close shave!

Del and Rodney, Or was it Dave?
To buy from them you'd have to be brave
Hookey this and dodgy that
'Psst..fancy a Mandarin talking doll or cat ?'
Or 'buy both and money you'll save'.

Delboy was dodgy, but loveable too

[Mups]

Delboy was dodgy, but loveable too 
Always doing a deal or two