Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

It was the hottest Barry'd  ever been
So he went out to buy some ice cream

Scrumpy

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It was the hottest day Barry'd ever been
So he went out to buy some ice cream
When he got home it had all gone
So back to the shop where he bought it from
Asked for a refund -'No- purchased as seen'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

#8237
As Flo sat there with her cup of tea
Pondering on life with her old man, Lee

GrannyMac

As Flo sat there with her cup of tea
Pondering on life with her old man, Lee
She wondered what her life might have been
But they'd been young, and he'd been keen


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy



As Flo sat there with her cup of tea
Pondering her life with her old man, Lee
She wondered what her life might have been
But they'd been young, and he'd been keen
What had she married bingo caller Barry
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy


There was an old man round the block
Who often went out in a frock
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

There was an old man round the block
Who often went out in a frock
With shoes really big
And a terrible wig

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

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There was an old man round the block
Who often went out in a frock
With shoes really big
And a terrible wig
And to round it off - odd socks.


But as he set out for a beer
Some wold whistles came loud and clear


Scrumpy


But as he set out for a beer
Some wolf whistles came loud and clear
He gave them a smile
And they ran a mile
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

But as he set out for a beer
Some wolf whistles came loud and clear
He gave them a smile
And they ran a mile 
Fast as they could in fear.


Theere were youngsters were sat altogether
Then someone tickled his bum with a feather