Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

I'm not sure my pants will last that long.
After six months they may start to pong
Oh No!    Oh dear . . .
We'll smell you from here
And that would be horribly wrong!



What's wrong with the telly these days
Far too much violence always

[Scrumpy]

What's wrong with telly these days
Far too much violence always
And telling us to 'make a plan'
before we all go down the pan

[klondike]

What's wrong with telly these days
Far too much violence always
And telling us to 'make a plan'
before we all go down the pan
It was better when it was black white and greys

Whatever happened to Ena and Minnie?
And that one who always wore a pinny?

[Scrumpy]

Whatever happened to Enna and Minnie?
And that one who wore a pinny?
Martha ran off with Ellsie's old man

[klondike]

Whatever happened to Enna and Minnie?
And that one who wore a pinny?
Martha ran off with Ellsie's old man
Was he the one with that three wheel van?

[Mups]

Whatever happened to Enna and Minnie?
And that one who wore a pinny?
Martha ran off with Ellsie's old man
Was he the one with that three wheel van? 
He bought from a bloke called Vinnie.


The Rover's Return was always full
And glamorous Elsie on the pull

[klondike]

The Rover's Return was always full
And glamorous Elsie on the pull
Didn't she hitch up with that builder Len?
But she was oggled by all the men

[Scrumpy]

The Rovers Return was always full
And glamorous Elsie on the pull
Didn't she hitch up with the builder Len?
But she was oggled by all the men
But Len married Rita.. the fool

[GrannyMac]

Then we had Crossroads and Emmerdale Farm
In the early days they all had some charm
No one was murdered, no one was gay

[klondike]

Then we had Crossroads and Emmerdale Farm
In the early days they all had some charm
No one was murdered, no one was gay
Now the plots beat fifty shades of grey

[Mups]

Then we had Crossroads and Emmerdale Farm
In the early days they all had some charm
No one was murdered, no one was gay
Now the plots beat fifty shades of grey 
And it all goes on in that barn!


The comedians were funny, not rude
Nowadays some are too crude